Funny Dumb Blonde Jokes
Q: So why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go in First.
Q: What are the differences from a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
Q: How would you react if a Blond threw help grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day long? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo saying "lather, rinse, repeat".
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Did you learn about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car in a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to determine "Closed for the Winter".
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign while watching YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: Did you hear the one concerning the blonde who were built with a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN'T DUMB?" A: No one could read it since it was hung upside-down.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see that which was on the other hand.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because individuals keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why did the blonde stare in the can of frozen orange juice for just two hours? A: Since the can said "concentrate" onto it.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What can you refer to it as when a blonde dies their head of hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Q: What are the differences from a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
Q: How would you react if a Blond threw help grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day long? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo saying "lather, rinse, repeat".
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Did you learn about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car in a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to determine "Closed for the Winter".
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign while watching YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: Did you hear the one concerning the blonde who were built with a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN'T DUMB?" A: No one could read it since it was hung upside-down.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see that which was on the other hand.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because individuals keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why did the blonde stare in the can of frozen orange juice for just two hours? A: Since the can said "concentrate" onto it.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What can you refer to it as when a blonde dies their head of hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
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