Dumb Blondes Jokes
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Donations A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money. She says that whatever lands inside the circle is for God, and whatever lands outside of the circle she keeps. The redhead then draws a line, stands on it, and throws up all of her money. She said that whatever lands on the right side of the line is for God, and whatever lands on the left side she keeps. The blonde throws up her money, and yells, "God, whatever you catch is yours, and whatever you don't I get to keep."
Do You See the Dead Bird? A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
Hot and Cold A blonde was shopping when she found a really striking stainless steel thermos. Fascinated, she picked it up examined it, and finally asked the clerk what it was. "It's a thermos." he said. "It keeps some things hot, and other things cold." That was all she needed to hear, and she bought the thermos. The next day, her boss saw the thermos on her desk, as it really was rather striking. "What's that?" her boss asked. "It's a thermos." she said. "It keeps some things hot, and other things cold." "What have you got in it?" her boss queried after a moment. She happily answered, "I have hot coffee in it for a little later this morning, and really cold iced tea for this afternoon."
Watch Dogs A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?" The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex." The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?" The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs?"
One Minute A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking the question, "How long is the Concorde flight from London to New York?" "Um, just a minute, if you please," he murmured. Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, "Thank you," as the phone went dead.
Donations A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money. She says that whatever lands inside the circle is for God, and whatever lands outside of the circle she keeps. The redhead then draws a line, stands on it, and throws up all of her money. She said that whatever lands on the right side of the line is for God, and whatever lands on the left side she keeps. The blonde throws up her money, and yells, "God, whatever you catch is yours, and whatever you don't I get to keep."
Do You See the Dead Bird? A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
Hot and Cold A blonde was shopping when she found a really striking stainless steel thermos. Fascinated, she picked it up examined it, and finally asked the clerk what it was. "It's a thermos." he said. "It keeps some things hot, and other things cold." That was all she needed to hear, and she bought the thermos. The next day, her boss saw the thermos on her desk, as it really was rather striking. "What's that?" her boss asked. "It's a thermos." she said. "It keeps some things hot, and other things cold." "What have you got in it?" her boss queried after a moment. She happily answered, "I have hot coffee in it for a little later this morning, and really cold iced tea for this afternoon."
Watch Dogs A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?" The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex." The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?" The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs?"
One Minute A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking the question, "How long is the Concorde flight from London to New York?" "Um, just a minute, if you please," he murmured. Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, "Thank you," as the phone went dead.
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