Top Blonde Jokes
Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A. She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? A. Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q. Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? A. She wanted to go on a round trip.
Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde's life. A: Third grade.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you can eat under a buck.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee'
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.
Q. Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A. She didn't know what ONE came first...
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? A. Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q. Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? A. She wanted to go on a round trip.
Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde's life. A: Third grade.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you can eat under a buck.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee'
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.
Q. Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A. She didn't know what ONE came first...
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